According to Nameberry.com, the most popular names of all time are Mary and James. The list goes on to name John, Susan, Michael, Michelle, and right down at No. 23, Ashley. Even though our names don't define who we are, and shouldn't make that much of a difference, it can be incredibly tedious to have to share your name with thousands of other people. So here are the top 12 reasons why having a common name sucks:
1. There is always someone else in class with your name.
The first day of class is always hell for you. When the teacher takes attendance you raise your hand enthusiastically until the last name is called when you awkwardly lower your hand.
2. When someone calls your name in public and you turn around.
The worst is when you fully acknowledge them and wave before you realize they were calling someone else.
3. Stores are always sold out of novelties with your name on them.
It's OK. I didn't want that keychain anyway. And I've given up on the idea that I'll find a coke bottle with my name written on it.
4. People always bring up how common your name is.
"Oh, my sister's hairdresser's boyfriend has that name"
"K, cool..."
5. Someone always points out the different variations of spelling your name.
"I spell mine Ashleigh. But my friend spells hers Ashlee. But you're Ashley."
6. People reference songs or movies where your name is mentioned.
"Your name is Stacey? Does your mom have it going on?"
7. It's impossible to find a good username that doesn't already exist.
"It's fine. I'll just be Sarah111554222pizzalover"
8. You easily get jealous of people with unique names.
"Wow you're name is Cherie? That's so unique and cool. I wonder what that is like"
9. Cursing your mother for giving you such a basic name.
"Seriously mom?! Seriously? You couldn't even try to be original."
10. You meet/bond with people with the same name.
Friendships are built from a common hatred of how basic your name is.
11. Your name is so common that even the opposite sex has it.
Nothing is weirder than finding a guy attractive and realizing he has the same name as you... Deal breaker.
12. You've given yourself a nickname because it makes life easier.
