This is probably the first time in American history that people would rather vote for a rock than for either of the two Presidential Candidates that we currently have. Between the locker room banter and the classified emails it seems we are on a downward spiral that will never stop regardless of who is elected. I could list countless reasons why my dog would make a better president than either of the two goons we currently have on the ballot. Here are some reasons why my dog would make a better president than Hillary or Trump:
1. He never talks badly about anyone.
These days in politics the only way people think they can get ahead is by bashing the competition. Or in Trump's case bashing everyone. It would be nice to have a candidate that doesn't feel it necessary to talk down on anyone.
2. Whenever you fall on hard times, he is always there.
I think we can all agree that when the country falls on hard times, it is important to have someone that is going to be there to pick us back up.
3. He can't be bought with money (maybe with treats).
So many people these days are driven by power and money making it so easy to be bought out by another person or to be swayed by money. My dog does not care about money and doesn't need it to do nice things for people. Now, if you give him a treat he might be bought over that way.
4. He doesn't even know what it means to be corrupt.
I don't know about the rest of America, but I think that it would be so refreshing to find someone in politics that is not corrupt. Since my dog has never been in politics and he does not know what corruption means, he would be the perfect fit for the job.
5. He's loyal.
Loyalty is a trait that all dogs are born with and it is a trait that so many humans lack. My dog is loyal to his family and his country.
6. He's a great listener whenever you have a problem.
It is necessary for a politician to listen to the concerns of their people and fix their problems. There have been countless times where I have told my dog all of my problems and I have never had a better listener than him.
7. It is impossible for him to share classified information.
Unlike Hillary Clinton, he knows how to keep a secret. Plus the fact that he can't work an email account and can't speak English are just two more ways you know he will never spill information he is not supposed to.
8. He will not engage in locker room banter.
Again the whole English thing is one argument here, but also he has been raised to respect everyone, especially women and would never engage in such a thing even if he could speak English.
9. He has never committed a crime, period.
Now, how many people can say they have never broke the law? Pretty much no one can say that, but he can!
10. He is wise beyond his years.
He has gotten really good at opening up gates. He also knows 80% of the time when you don't have a treat or when you didn't really throw the toy and it is behind your back. Those darn laser pointers still get him though.
11. He would look so cute on paper money.
I mean just think about it. A dog on the $20 bill instead of Andrew Jackson. So cute.
12. He already knows how to dress business professional.
Regardless of your political beliefs, I think America is in agreement that the Presidential candidates we currently have are incompetent and childish. I don't know about you, but I would vote for my dog before I would vote for Hillary or Trump.
