“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.” - Albert Einstein

1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

By the way, thanks to modern science, we finally answered this question. In case you're wondering, it's about 1,000 (there's no way I would have had the patience to figure this one out on my own).

2. Why can't I have sugar before noon?

3. Why do I have to go to bed at eight?

To be honest, I wish it was still socially acceptable to go to bed at eight.

4. How does the tooth fairy know when I lose a tooth?

Also, who thought it would be believable to invent some little fairy that gives you money for losing your tooth?

5. How does Santa get down the chimney?

Again, why did someone ever think this would be a genuinely believable story? Then again, I would for sure pretend to believe in Santa to get more presents this year...

6. How does Santa get in if we don't have a chimney?

Simply a great question, especially if it's coming from a four-year-old.

7. How come the Easter bunny comes even though I'm Jewish?

Who decided that there were going to be such creepy animals/figures to represent holidays?

8. How are babies made?

........

I'm never having kids, because I never want to answer this.

9. Why can't I have chocolate cake for breakfast?

Still valid.

10. Why can't I go to bed at the same time as my sister?

11. Why do I have to take a shower every day?

The only great thing about getting older is that you get to decide not to shower every day (cue the messy buns and hats).

12. The most ultimate (and unchanging) question of all: Do I have to wear pants?

God bless the invention of oversized T-shirts and Norts.