If you're in college, you probably have a Netflix account. And by "have," I mean that you have someone else's password that you log onto to binge all your favorite shows. You probably watch Netflix when you're not supposed to be, and you might even be watching some right now. You're probably also addicted to the 'Flix (like I am) so don't lie when I say that you've totally asked yourself these twelve questions:
1) "Am I sure I have time for another episode? Shouldn't I be going to bed before two in the morning on a Monday Night?"
Nah, you know you have time for another one. Or twelve.
2) "Shouldn't I be working on homework instead of watching another episode of "Orange is the New Black"?"
Once again, you know what you should be doing but there's no way you'e actually gonna do it.
3) "Why aren't there any new episodes?! Don't they know I need the drama?!"
I need it, Netflix! Don't mess with me!
4) "Why do I have to wait an entire year for the next season? I'm going to die before then!"
5) "How did I spend two hours trying to pick a movie to watch?"
When you spend more time trying to figure out what to watch than actually watching, you know the struggle.
6) "Why why why don't they have Dance Moms anymore? I miss it so much!"
Replace with the show of your choice. We've all felt this struggle.
7) "Wait there's subtitles? How many other great jokes have I been missing out on?!"
8) "Ugh, why did I get into this show so late? Now I have no one to talk about it with!"
Internet forums will spoil it for you and your friends don't care.
9) "Why doesn't Netflix run a dating service?"
"We see you've been watching Bojack Horseman for twelve straight hours. Here's three men in your area who have been doing the same."
10) "Ugh did I fall asleep in the middle of my show again? How does this keep happening?"
11) "Why is My Little Pony in my queue? Was my little sister on my tab again?"
12) "Why won't you load?! Don't you know that I need my fill of Netflix?!"
Or when it won't load at all!





















