Hedgehogs are the ultimate animal. From their pointy little noses to their spiny little backs to their squishy little bellies, they are cute but still formidable (as formidable as you can be while stuck in a tiny teacup).

Unfortunately, pet hedgehogs are restricted or illegal in Maine, Arizona, California, Georgia, Hawaii, Pennsylvania, and New York City. In other states, it can be difficult to find a reputable and humane hedgehog breeder. For all you guys, gals, and non-binary pals who cannot own a hedgehog (and for those who do but need more hedgehogs in their lives), here are some cute and quirky products to show your hedgehog love to the world.

1. This 15 inch plush hedgehog sphere.

Squishables are so great. I own the unicorn squishable (named Beyoncécorn) and am currently babysitting a friend's hedgehog (Peter Quill) until he can fetch it from California. I can definitely vouch for the therapeutic huggability of these beautiful creatures.

2. A shirt for the feminist hedgehog lover.

Hedgehogs have those spiny backs for a reason, you know.

3. Adorable salt and pepper shakers.

My sodium intake would fly so high if I had these - maybe I should skip this one.

4. A blouse for hedgehog-loving interns.

All of my professional attire pales in comparison to this blouse. So versatile, but more importantly SO STINKING CUTE.

4. This floral hedgehog mug.

Cute animal. Cute mug. Caffeine. There is absolutely nothing wrong here.

5. This prickly pouch.

GET IT BECAUSE HEDGEHOGS ARE BASICALLY SMALL CACTUSES???

I need a minute.

6. This pencil holder.

Organization game = on point. It is also adorable. Like literally everything on this list.

7. A card for sending hedgehugs to loved ones.

I want to be covered in hedgehugs. Especially ones from these little rainbowy prickles.

8. You could greet your friends with this doormat.

1. You're not an adult until you own a doormat.

2. A group of hedgehogs is called an "array". Array, roll out.

9. Be an adult with these dryer hogs.

They ACTUALLY WORK. My clothes are so fluffy now. And I actually enjoy doing my laundry.

10. Go whole hog and actually become a hedgehog.

Kigurumi are these giant baggy onesies that are perfect for Netflix time. I may or may not own a unicorn one. Spines not included, but these feel exactly like a hedgehog tummy.

11. Decorate your walls with hedgehogs.

I also have a curlable posterior and velveteen tum, but they aren't suitable for public consumption.

12. Get ready for 2017 with a cute calendar.

This has a "four month bonus spread". More hedgehogs for your dollar. And they are wearing hats. Quality product, 10/10.

Thank you for joining me in another round of "Hannah fills up her shopping cart but doesn't actually buy anything!" See you next time!