The struggle of Freshman year is very much real. All those mistakes and face palm moments come back to you without a warning and all you can do is shutter in the pain of what you have done.
It's important to remember that these mistakes are what make people truly Freshman and hopefully next year you will look at these new and wide eyed freshman and think " I do not miss that." When you are watching Netflix or just walking down the street and you think of that thing you did last year that you never want to think of again all you can do is stand there and get those shivers from embarrassment and continue on your way.
This cringeworthy list has been meticulously compiled from the best girls I know that really understand what it means to make a Freshman mistake.
1. Dance floor makeouts
You think, "oh it's dark" and "no one will notice," but everyone will notice. I bet you 30 bucks someone in probably posing in front of you taking a picture and that will be posted somewhere you don't want it. Can't wait for mom to scroll through Facebook and see me tagged in that photo!
2. Grinding
Grinding is a thing that I believe should be permanently canceled from life. It's uncomfortable to witness and even more uncomfortable to participate in. One might think that they need to do this at a party, but there much better ways one can spend their time.
3. Studying the night before an exam
This isn't High School. The same studying techniques don't work. You could study all night and still fail an exams but it's also important to give yourself time to learn the material. You don't want to end up at 4 am the day of the test panicking over material.
4. Wore outfits that you wouldn't wear of dreaming now
"Wore athletic leggings with heels to many more mixers than I am willing to admit." This is a true statement from a current senior and it proves that we've all been there and we can all make it back from this. Just take a quick look in the mirror before you walk out of your dorm.
5. Showed up early or right on time to a party
We all get excited to go out. It's exciting and fun, but lets make sure our excitement keeps us still showing up at reasonable times. No one should have to be the only one at a party, take one more lap around the block or even hide in the bushes to avoid the awkwardness of being the first person there.
6. Calorie intake
The freshman 15 isn't a thing. The freshman 50 is most definitely a thing. I'm not saying don't eat junk food, because you should 100% do. Don't spend to much time worrying about your weight. I know, however, thatr after I ate that fifth cookies with a side of ice cream I wasn't feeling to great.
7. Google mapped your classes
We all think we were so sneaky, but anyone can tell when your trying to google map your way to a fraternity house.
8. Leaving your key in your room when you go to shower
Happens more than you think. No one wants to stand in the middle of the hallway panicked about the possibility of maybe dropping their towel. This is what nightmares are made of and the fact that this really happens is actually very spooky.
9. Wearing your TCF sweatshirt
Be proud of your bank. You have a virtual wallet and special opportunties at colege. Don't rock the sweatshirt, because it's a clear indicator that you just got it and you are in fact a freshman.
10. Take the bus in circles for hours
Bus schedules and maps are confusing. I get it. Just figure out where you are going before you get on so you don't have to panic in your seat as you go to the same stop that you have gone to 5 times before that.
11. Wearing your lanyards around the neck
The most freshman thing to ever happen to a freshman. Point blank. Period.
12. Scheduling class on Fridays
As you look out your discussion and see a bunch of happy students enjoying their weekend while you longingly look into the future of a possibility of fun outside the classroom.
