One the 1st day of dead week my professors gave to me,

NOTHING, BECAUSE DEAD WEEK’S NOT A THING.

On the 2nd day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 3rd day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 4th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 5th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

FIIIVVVEEE CALLS TO MOM, Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 6th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Six hopeless give-ups, FIIIVVVEEE CALLS TO MOM, Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 7th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Seven sleepless nights, Six hopeless give-ups, FIIIVVVEEE CALLS TO MOM, Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 8th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Eight stacks of flashcards, Seven sleepless nights, Six hopeless give-ups, FIIIVVVEEE CALLS TO MOM, Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 9th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Nine reasons for coffee, Eight stacks of flashcards, Seven sleepless nights, Six hopeless give-ups, FIIIVVVEEE CALLS TO MOM, Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 10th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Ten roommate cry sessions, Nine reasons for coffee, Eight stacks of flashcards, Seven sleepless nights, Six hopeless give-ups, FIIIVVVEEE CALLS TO MOM, Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 11th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Eleven plans of runaway, Ten roommate cry sessions, Nine reasons for coffee, Eight stacks of flashcards, Seven sleepless nights, Six hopeless give-ups, FIIIVVVEEE CALLS TO MOM, Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, all because dead week’s not a thing….

On the 12th day of dead week my professors gave to me,

Twelve ways to hate school, Eleven plans of runaway, Ten roommate cry sessions, Nine reasons for coffee, Eight stacks of flashcards, Seven sleepless nights, Six hopeless give-ups, FIIIVVVEEE CALLS TO MOM, Four life-contemplations, Three thoughts of drop-out, Two mental breakdowns, and all because dead week’s not a thing….