Lemme just start by saying that "Bob's Burgers" is of the most quotable shows on TV. I don't know who I would be without Tina Belcher's tips for confidence. Tina, Louise, Eugene, and even Linda all have hilarious one liners that never fail to make me burst into laughter. What is even better about these quotes is that you can take them out of context and incorporate them into your daily life. Who's to say that these hilarious quotes are only meant for TV? Check out this list of hilarious quotes and see which one you should use next!

1. "Don't have a crap attack."

I guarantee that the person you're saying this to will appreciate it.

2. "Your *ss is grass and I'm gonna mow it."

What better way to show your love for that lucky lady or man?

3. "I am a strong, smart, sensual woman" (or man).

Say this to yourself at least once a day.

4. "Queen Latifah, give me strength!"

A perfect phrase for when you're trying to defeat the patriarchy.

5. "If you believe you're beautiful you will be."

This is one of the most realest quotes I've ever heard.

6. "What doesn't break my testicles only makes them stronger!"

A fresh new take on "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

7. "Only strippers shave past the knee."

For when you need an excuse not to shave your legs.

8. "My heart just pooped its pants."

Because now we you can finally put this feeling into words.

9. "I can smell fear on you."

For the times you confront even your worst of enemies.

10. "(Insert name here) doesn't get drunk. He/She just has fun."

You are not alone.

11. "Here's a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they're my phone number."

Quality pick up line.

12. "Time for the charm bomb to explode."

Use this to prepare for even the most difficult encounters.