1. Shrek Blu-ray
Best Buy: $14.99 $8.49
Your Shrek DVD isn't gonna cut it anymore. It's time to watch Shrek in high definition, and this Best Buy sale is the perfect opportunity.
2. Shrek 2 Blu-ray
Best Buy: $14.99 $8.49
If you're getting the first Shrek on Blu-ray, you can't not get Shrek 2 on Blu-ray.
3. Shrek Boxers
Shrek boxers
Kohl's: $12.99 $6.49
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Is that Shrek and his best friend Donkey on a pair of boxers? Um, hell yes. And is it kind of sexual? You bet it is!
4. Shrek Crocs
Payless ShoeSource: $32.99 $22.99
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Wanna assert yourself as the toughest motherfucker in the room? Two words: Shrek. Crocs.
5. Shrek Bobblehead
Target: $14.99 $7.49
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The perfect item to keep on your desk. There's just something noble about Shrek's shiny green skin.
6. Shrek Play-Doh
Toys R Us: $19.99 $12.99
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I know what you're thinking: Why is the Play Doh coming out of Shrek's teeth? Well, who gives a shit, your kids will love it.
7. Shrek Crochet Hat
Free People: $54.99 $39.99
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The hottest item in fall fashion is finally on sale. Who ever knew a hat could look so sexy?
8. Shrek Twinkies
Walmart: $3.59 $2.49
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If all this Black Friday shopping is making you hungry, then grab some Shrek Twinkies! Next time you use the bathroom, you can proudly say, "This is my swamp."
9. Shrek Painting
Pier 1 Imports: $249.99 $149.99
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I'm not saying it's the best painting since the Mona Lisa, but...
10. Shrek Mask and Hands
Party City: $24.99 $10.00
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If you don't have this already, then what are you waiting for? The only thing better than seeing Shrek is being Shrek.
11. Shrek Cardboard Cutout
FYE: $24.99 $17.99
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Sure, this is a great accessory to show off if you're throwing a party. But the best part about this cardboard cutout is waking up everyday to Shrek's heartwarming smile.
12. Shrek Donkey Plush Doll
Toys R Us: $34.99 $24.99
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You can't have all this Shrek merch without his trusty sidekick. And the best part about this Donkey doll? In the morning, he's making waffles!

































