It's cuffing season and you know what that means. People are trying to get wifed up for the holidays so their parents will stop asking if they're in a relationship. If you're trying to get cuffed, here are 11 ways to make that happen.
1. Get a tinder.
Mostly used for hooking up, but if you try really hard, you might be able to find the diamond in the rough, or someone that might just pretend to be your boyfriend/ girlfriend for Christmas dinner.
2. Send them the dankest memes.
If you really want to impress someone you must send them the dankest and best memes.
3. Go out to parties, clubs, bars, get tipsy, and ask someone if they'll come home with you for the holidays.
This option will more than likely work. Especially if the other person is drunk. Make sure you record them saying they'll go with you, get their number, and mention it to them the next day.
4. Try a new hobby or club.
You never know you could find the love of your life at the cheese club meetings.
5. Post an ad on craigslist
Fair warning: you might get some creeps on there so make sure they send you a picture of their ID and social security card.
6. If Tinder fails, there's always OkCupid, Plenty Of Fish, EHarmony, Bumble, etc.
Just keep on using those free resources, and make sure you have the hottest selfies.
7. Slide in your crush's direct messages
Just slide right on in there, I'm sure they'll appreciate it. It goes down in the DMs.
8. Ask one of your friends to pretend to be your boyfriend/ girlfriend, and then fall in love with them.
This will ruin your friendship forever, but hey, love is love, right?
9. Post a "like my status for a truth is" and then tell someone how you really feel.
Hopefully someone you think is attractive will like it and then you can use Facebook messenger to ask them out!
10. Reconnect with one of your exes that clearly wants nothing to do with you.
They may have ignored 20 of your missed calls a few months back, but they could change their mind!
11. Disguise one of your pets as your boyfriend/ girlfriend.
Your parents will never know..
But on a serious note, even if you don't have someone this holiday season to buy a gift or cuddle with, just remember that you'll always have your friends, and family that love and care about you. Cuddle with them, and buy them stuff instead!
