Some people like puns, wit or dry humor, while a smaller percent of the population - myself included - gather the most pleasure from making others feel uncomfortable. If you can relate, perhaps this list can be of use to you.

1. Add unnecessary pauses.

"This burger is really... juicy."

2. Respond with “yeah" to complex questions.

"I saw you went to Europe this Summer! Was it fun? Where did you go?"... "Yeah."

3. Conclude your sentences with a quick evil snicker or flick of the tongue.

4. Or conclude your sentences by smiling with your upper lip pulled over your teeth.

5. Respond to sarcasm in a manner that makes it seem like you took it seriously.

"I love it when my boyfriend doesn't text me back." "Me too!"

6. Use pretentious language inappropriately.

"There is a plethora of reasons why I don't like you."

7. Revert to ape form.

8. Use dated vocabulary.

"I work at Applebees as an indentured servant."

9. Be blunt without regrets or apologies.

10. Ruin other people’s jokes by asking for clarification.

A man walks into a bar and says, 'ouch'." "Um.. tell me more!"

11. When in doubt, quote rap or hip hop lyrics.

"Hey girl what's up!" "Um... looking for revenge..."