Growing up is so weird, if you really think about it. Everything you once believed in is gone, like Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. You somehow grow out of the shows that your parents literally had to drag you out from in front of the TV for. Then, once you are old enough, you start questioning a lot of things that you've witnessed during your childhood.
1. If Santa was not real, how did he leave so much evidence of his visit?
How did I hear him stomping around by my tree? How did my parents manage to put deer tracks in the snow in my backyard? Where did they hide all of these presents until now?
2. What if the "Toy Story" was based off of a real story and our toys actually came to life when we left them alone?
How cool would it have been if Barbie and Ken were actually in a real relationship and not just the one you forced them to be in? What if your toys badmouthed you and how you played with them?
3. How the hell did Belle fall in love with someone who kept her captive?
He locked her away in his castle. What about that is charming? She has some serious issues when it comes to judgment of people.
4. Why was Cinderella the only person with that size foot?
I am supposed to believe that no one in that entire village wore the same size shoe as Cinderella? I can name 12 people off the top of my head that I share a shoe size with, so I find that very hard to believe.
5. And why couldn't Charming recognize her?
Cinderella was not wearing a mask. She was just wearing a big dress. Why was the Prince not able to point her out?
6. How did Tommy Pickles keep that screwdriver in his diaper without his parents finding it when they changed him?
This is honestly irritating. How in the world do parents not notice these things? And how was that even comfortable for Tommy to have a screwdriver in his diaper?
7. How did CatDog poop?
Everyone wants to know.
8. How did SpongeBob make a pineapple his house?
How did he hollow that thing out? He also has a door and some windows. He must have had a really good construction team, because we all know he wasn't that smart or strong.
9. Did Phineas and Ferb ever go back to school?
There is a lot more than just 104 days of their summer vacation. Those kids never went back to school. If you think about it, they have all of the skills to be able to work and live stable lives without any degree, to be honest.
10. How did SpongeBob keep a fire lit under all that water?
How many times have you seen a fire on SpongeBob? Nothing about it is logical.
11. What were Timmy Turners' parent’s actual names?
I actually think their real names are Mom and Dad. How do you make a show and allow two of the most relevant characters to not have actual names?



























