We all have them and know who they are. Calling out the various types of Facebook friends we have would be considered rude, so we tolerate them. The foodie, the lurker, the partier, the wino, and others. So, we sit in silence, holding our tongues and maybe even liking their posts out of courtesy. So take a little break from all that, and bask in the ingloriousness of the 11 types of friends we all have on Facebook.
1. The Debater
This person always has something to disagree with. They will rant on and on about issues, politics being their favorite, as if they are experts in the field and have all the right answers. These are the type of people who will constantly comment on statuses with an opposing view, starting a debate. There is no winning with Debaters, just learn to not encourage them, like a toddler.
2. The "Foodie"
This is your typical food lover. Every meal this person has made and/or consumed is captured in a picture and promptly posted to social media. They take great pride in all types of food, from chocolate covered strawberries to mac and cheese. You're either intrigued or repulsed by their meal choices. There is no in between.3. Grandma
This is literally your grandmother. She pokes you and comments on your photos asking if you've installed Windows 10 yet. She may not completely understand how Facebook works, but she's trying, and we are all just grateful to still be in touch with her. She is the reason you post modestly. We love Grandma.4. The Lurker
5. The Partier
This person will always post pictures and videos of their "crazy nights". It seems they are always out having a wild time with friends. The partier is the type of person you envy in your early twenties and then begin to feel sorry for into your thirties. Be wise, partiers. Facebook responsibly.6. Debbie Downer
This person always posts vaguely sad statuses like "should have never trusted you", or "Nice to know how little I meant to you". There's no helping Debbie Downer, many have tried commenting and asking what is wrong, to which Debbie will reply about not wanting to talk about it. It gets to a point where you mindlessly like the status in hopes that will convey your sympathy well enough.7. The Minion Lover
If you have ever seen these on your Newsfeed, or been tagged in them, you are probably friends with a Minion Lover. The best part about these quotes is that the minion image beside them usually has nothing to do with what they are about at all. They're just ridiculous.
8. The Happy Couple
9. The Wine-O
This person, whether they're 40 or 24, loves wine and wants every Facebook friend to know it. They will usually post pictures of them holding a glass of wine or share funny photos joking about wine. Sometimes they'll post as if they're living at the height of luxury drinking Merlot in a bubble bath. Ironically, you're never jealous of them.
10. The comedian
This person is one whose statuses you always seem to enjoy. You always pause at their posts as you're scrolling through your feed because you know it will give you a lighthearted chuckle. Whether they write out a funny update or sharing funny pictures, they always have something humorous to say. Keep it up Comedians.
11. The Familiar Stranger 
These are the people that you don't really know directly and aren't quite sure how you came to be friends. But, you never get around to unfriending them and end up liking each other's posts despite that fact. It's a weird relationship.
