Cats are so glorious, so majestic, and far superior to any pet that you can ever own. At least, that is what all cat owners will tell you. I mean, why else would they own one if they didn't think it was the greatest species ever? Cats also act pretty ridiculous on a daily basis which is why cat owners should get a pat on the back for not only putting up with them but loving them even more. Cats have multiple personalities that can occur based on the situation. Here are eleven types of cat personalities that can show up in one single cat body daily.
1. The indecisive kitty who comes out when it is time for a belly scratch.
This kitty thinks they want you to rub their belly so they will roll over and show it to you. Once you have decided to appease their request, they will immediately change their mind and be angry. They will give your hands battle scars in order to remind you of the fatal mistake that you made.
2. The insane kitty who only wants to capture that laser on the floor.
This kitty has a mission they must fulfill and will stop at nothing until it is completed. They run around the house like crazy and will even attempt to scale walls in order to catch that pesky pest. Eventually they will run out of energy and stop chasing the light. But even then, they will still be looking around and constantly be on the attack just waiting for the red dot to reappear.
3. The stoned kitty who shows up after too much catnip.
This kitty was a previously crazy personality that has gone mellow. They will lay there will eyes as big as saucers and will be staring at the wall. This kitty is probably trying to figure out how to fend off all of the dragons that are now scaling the wall near them.
4. The social kitty who shows up when you return home from a trip.
This loving kitty will immediately greet you at the door. They will start talking uncontrollably in order to tell you everything that happened in the house while you were away. This kitty will jump in your lap or rub against your legs longing for you to pet them until their little heart is content.
5. The selfish kitty who takes up half of the bed.
This kitty climbs into bed with you but instead of laying at a normal spot near your feet, they decide they want more. They will walk right up next to you and sleep against the pillow on the other side of the bed. May God help you if you accidentally roll onto their new territory and wake them.
6. The grudge holding kitty who hides under the sofa.
This kitty usually shows up after appointments to the vet or after you accidentally step on their toes. They have decided that they want nothing to do with you anymore and will hide under the sofa for days. No matter what you say or do, they will not listen. They want to punish you and make you think about the evils that you have cast upon them.
7. The loud mouth kitty who must have your attention at 3 AM.
They start yelling from the hallway to alert you of their presence. They come into the room yelling. They hop on the bed violently and walk up your body. They run their head into your face. They settle on your chest or back and keep yelling. You finally open your eyes and ask what the problem is. They just stare at you blankly.
8. The Olympic athlete kitty who is practicing their gymnastics at 4 AM.
They are running through the house at full speed yelling. They are diving across the bedroom. They are knocking over boxes and books. They come into the bedroom at full speed yelling about how you need to watch them master their new trick. You just stare at them blankly and they speed out the door.
9. The short term memory loss kitty who suddenly can't remember their name.
You call their name, they stare at you blankly. You call their name, they stare at you blankly. You offer them a treat, they stare at you blankly. You offer them a toy, they stare at you blankly. You walk towards them, they walk away. It goes on like this until everything snaps back into place in their memory.
10. The gluttonous kitty who inhales their food instantly and still wants more.
You put their food down in the bowl and they run over. They act like you haven't fed them in weeks! They start chomping and chomping until suddenly the food is all gone. Did they take a breath? They don't know, but probably not. Did they do anything else for the past five minutes except eat? Nope. Do they know where you even are in the house? Yes, yes they do. They come find you instantly and start yelling at you to feed them more because all of the food has mysteriously disappeared.
11. The over confident kitty who thinks they picked out the best gift for you.
They were searching all day inside and outside of the house for the best gift for you. They want to surprise you when you get home from work! What to get you? They finally decide and leave it on the front porch where you will see it. You get home and they are so excited to show you! Look what I got you for your birthday! Don't you love it? Too bad you don't love dead mice and it's not your birthday. Don't worry they will try again next week.
Well, there you have it! Those are the eleven types of cat personalities that show up in a single cat regularly. Cat owners have their hands full everyday trying to manage these crazy cats but they wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
