Read these as you procrastinate on all of the studying you should've started last week.
1. I need a 129% to make an A.
2. Only it's worse.
3. Oh, the accuracy.
4. It's okay Sam, we understand.
5. Talk dirty to me.
6. @ me next time.
7. Make this man President.
8. Honestly.
9. I'd do it for $50, tbh.
10. Can the Pope take my exam for me?
11. I don't know what I'm doing but everything's fine I think...
But hey, at least Cinco de Mayo is Friday. We can drown our sorrows in endless tacos and margaritas.






























