1. Ahh, yes. All the new freshmen. Do not take my parking spot.
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2. My 8 a.m. is in Newton Oakes and my next class is in HNS and I have 7 minutes to get there. Oh and, of course, it’s raining.
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3. What do you mean you don’t have my textbook in stock? There are only 14 kids in my class!
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4. Maybe I should just go to chow. I don’t need to spend all my money just yet.
5. Why are you turning on your blinker? Are you taking that parking spot? Do not thank you wave at me.
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6. Wait. Parking Services, where are you going? Don’t you go near my car. I was only there for two seconds.
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7. Wait … there is something going on in town. Does that sign say free chicken sandwich from CFA?
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8. It's Thursday already? College night, here we come.
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9. What do you mean you are at maximum capacity? Its only 10:30. And what do you mean no one under 21?
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10. Oh, wait. I am 21. Never mind!
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11. *sitting in your 8 a.m. the next morning* Only a few more minutes, and then I’m free to nap for the next two days.
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