I do not consider myself a philosopher. I haven't even taken an Introductory course in philosophy. None of this means I'm not capable of some unsettling thoughts right before I fall asleep. We've all been there. You're so close to falling asleep and BAM suddenly you've got a new earth-shattering theory on why otters hold hands while they're asleep.
In case you have no idea what I'm talking about, I've made a list of some of the thoughts that keep me up at night. (Yes, I am one of those people that has weird dreams. And yes, I am one of those people who talks about their weird dreams.)