If you're like me, coffee is something that gives you life every day. When you only have time for one cup in the morning, you drag through the rest of your day with headaches and frowns. Personally, I cherish my morning time with my coffee — quiet, comfy, and caffeinated. In some ways, your coffee mug is your inanimate best friend. So, what would it say if given the chance?

1. "You only come to me when you need me. Can't I get any respect in this relationship?"

2. "Excuse me, is that a Starbucks cup in the garbage can? Are you cheating on me?"

3. "Please, brush your teeth before coffee. Even I can't handle the morning breath (and I don't even have a nose)."

4. "You like to shower and get clean every day. I wouldn't mind the same treatment."

5. "Did you even care enough to read my label?! I am not dishwasher safe." *drowns*

6. "Tea? Are you serious?"

7. "Is that the to-go mug? You didn't even have the courtesy to wake up early enough to drink from me?"

8. "Can't you try that new clear coffee? I'm not about that stained life."

9. "You could warn me next time you go on vacation... I got lonely."

10. "Or, even better — bring me on vacation. Don't you think I'd love to see Australia?"

11. "Have you ever thought of iced coffee? This hot coffee in the summer is driving me mad."