Being a deep sleeper is both a blessing and a curse. On the upside, you can sleep through anything. On the downside, you can sleep through anything. Like your mom's birthday. Or your doctor's appointment. Or the apocalypse. It's a tough life...when you're awake for it.

1. You have to set at least nine alarms to wake up for class.

2. ...even though you know you won't wake up until the ninth alarm.

3. Taking naps between classes is always dangerous.

4. Actually, taking naps in general is always dangerous.

You might sleep through Christmas.

5. You're always in such a rush to get to class that you just throw on the first thing you see.

Fashion.

6. And since you don't have time to check the weather, you're usually completely unprepared.

7. Class registration is all the more stressful because you have to try to avoid all early classes.

8. If your first class of the day isn't within spitting distance from where you live, you're pretty much screwed.

There's...there's just no way.

9. So walking into class late has become a lifestyle.

Hello, professor. Here I am.

10. You have, on occasion, missed breakfast. And lunch. Also dinner.

Tragic.

11. Your friends and family have come to accept the fact that, when you go to sleep, you're basically comatose.

Sorry, guys.