Being tall is a both a blessing and a curse. It's pretty cool to be the tallest one in your class throughout grade school, but it's also annoying as hell for your height to be pointed out in every other conversation. Yes, I know I'm tall. No, you don't have to tell me every time you see me. Also, don't bother saying these 11 things.

1. "Do you play basketball?"

*Enter eyeroll Emoji here*

2. "Tall people in the back row!"

Yes, we know the drill.

3. "Can you reach that for me?"

Can you tie my shoes for me?

4. "Wow. Are you really wearing heels?"

Yes. And I am rocking the shit out of them. Thank you.

5. "Your dress is pretty short."

Your legs are pretty short.

6. "Do you have enough leg room back there?"

No, I don't, but I'm not going to tell you that so yeah, I'm good.

7. "Haha! When we hug my face is in your boobs!"

Yup, and I don't enjoy it any more than you do.

8. "Is it hard to find guys that are taller than you?"

I'm not going to admit to you that it is but yeah, it is.

9. "Did you grow or did I shrink?"

Just...no. Neither. You know it's neither.

10. "Can you scooch down to make me look less short?"

Can you get a step stool to make you look less short?

11. "I wish I was your height!"

You know, actually, it's not that bad. I'm glad I'm tall.