Some of us were born with a curse- the curse of never being anywhere on time. From job interviews to meeting friends for drinks, it doesn't matter how late in the day you make plans; you just can't seem to be there at the designated time. Personally, I have been living the always-late lifestyle since I was in elementary school, so I've learned these 11 truths by heart.
1) Your friends know to order a drink when they get to the restaurant- you'll be there for the second round.
2) People think you're super rude because you just can't seem to be punctual.
3) You have to set three alarms before you actually get out of bed.
4) You know that even if you push the time of a get-together back, you'll still be late.
5) When you DO show up, your makeup will totally be on point- probably because you took an extra hour to do it.
6) If you actually arrive on time, everyone is understandably amazed.
7) When you text "omw," you're actually still at home watching Netflix in sweatpants.
8) When you actually leave on time, there's ALWAYS an accident or delay that makes you late. It's like God WANTS you to be late.
9) But when you do show up late, everyone was already prepared for it.
10) You've become an expert at sneaking into college classes 5 minutes after they've started.
11) And finally, you know that Daylight Savings Time is the real evil in the world.
