We have all been there. You want new clothes but can not seem to drag yourself out of bed. That is where online shopping comes in to save the day. You can eat cereal and wear pajama pants while getting cute new clothes. Basically you're living the lazy person’s dream. No one needs to know you didn't put on makeup or get out of bed that day, plus, you do not have to deal with awkward exchanges with retail workers all day. You can always return what looks weird and never have to worry about driving all the way to the mall again. In this moment your life could not get any better.
Step 1: The overkill.
There is so much to choose from you do not even know where to start.
How does one company come up with so many ideas all the time?
Step 2: You start to find some clothes you think are cute.
Who even knows what being excessive means anyways?
Finding cute clothes you like is probably a better feeling than getting a 4.0, maybe?
Step 3: You put everything in your cart.
You can already imagine yourself in the cute new outfits.
Well of course I need this top to go with these shoes and this necklace, duh.
Step 4: You fake check out and laugh at the price.
This is when you wish you were born a Kardashian so you could check out without even noticing the price.
$1,000 can not be too high of a price for self confidence of course.
Step 5: You wish you owned all those clothes before taking them out of the cart.
Every girl needs new clothes in their wardrobe when they do not already wear half the stuff they own.
You wonder if these expensive clothes are even nice.
Step 6: You click lowest to highest price and actually find cute clothes in your price range.
Cute and cheap clothes exist who knew.
I am using my cheap college kid skills to full advantage right now.
Step 7: You end up with a cart full of cute and cheap clothes yet the price is still higher than you expected.
Aren't we all tired of things costing money?
The day I can 3-D print clothes will be a good day.
Step 8: You check for any coupons online to ease the pain of spending hundreds of dollars.
You need to check every site to make sure you get enough money off as you can.
There has to be one for college students who need clothes all the time of course.
Step 9: You decide you can swing it and decide to check out.
Cute clothes are love, cute clothes are life.
Money was made for buying things.
Step 10: You get thrown off by the $5.99 shipping price.
I am fine with giving you $300 but I just can not swing $6.
You do not even need to ship it just throw it and I'll catch it.
Step 11: You just checked out and you're already wondering why your clothes aren't here yet.
Is it really that hard to send clothes in a box.
I mean I can send 100 text messages in a minute so you can send packages faster. Tyra Banks can send Tyra mail in a second. Online shopping is a struggle.
