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The 11 Stages Of Getting A Horrible Christmas Gift

We have all been there.

Stefanie Harley Mele
Dec 15, 2015
Western Connecticut State University
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The 11 Stages Of Getting A Horrible Christmas Gift

1. The wishful thinking

It all starts about a month before Christmas when everyone is asking you for your Christmas list. You tell them all about the cool computer, phone, TV or all the stores you like to shop at.

2. Being the innocent bystander

You know there’s a present with your name on it and you can feel it taunting you, but it's not time to open presents yet.

3. Curiosity

When you pick it up and shake it around a little bit, eye it up and down, sniff it — your mind runs wild.

4. Anticipation

You’re opening it — it’s a white box! It’s totally the MacBook you asked for, or maybe it's filled with clothes from your favorite store.

5. Confusion

Hold on, this is just a normal white box. What could possibly be inside? You have no idea what it could be.

6. Disbelief

It’s a pair of socks. A freaking pair of socks and not even the fuzzy kind.

7. The cover-up

You now have to pretend like these are the socks you’ve been waiting for your whole life.

8. Denial

You slowly start looking around for another present you might have missed. This is totally a prank.

9. Disappointment

There isn’t another box. You really got a pair of plain white socks.

10. The post-horrible present thank you

You have to now thank this person for their “wonderful” gift and tell them how much you “love” it.

11. The morning after

When all your friends are posting pictures of their super awesome new presents, and you’re hiding in the corner with your pair of socks.

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