There are those girls that prance around in bright, floral patterns and flower crowns. There are those girls who wear neon green shorts and hot pink shirts. There are those girls that wear jeans and band T's. And then, there are those girls that wear black. Literally, just black. The funny thing is, I'm not exaggerating when I say that looking into my closet is like looking into a black hole. It's dark, scary, and nobody is ever quite sure what's in there. Here are 11 things you can relate to if you are that girl with an all-black closet.
1. You don't have a problem matching.
Black is easy because it matches everything. Eyeing those black converse at the mall? Get them! They'll go great with the 16 black v-necks you have.
2. Well, you actually do have a problem matching.
Yes, there are different shades of black. Does this shade of black go with this one? Can I wear the silky black with the leather black? Will the black suede match my black stilettos?
3. Your outfit is always flattering.
4. You have about six LBD's.
Since you never have to worry about finding a flattering color, you can buy as many little black dresses as you want and be totally sure they'll look great.
5. People are intimidated by you.
All black might either mean you have the coolest, most versatile style ever, or that you're in a gang and are ready to murder someone.
6. People think you're unhappy.
I'm not mourning. I'm actually really freaking happy.
7. You look either inhumanely white, sick, or just pale.
You never really look tan in all black.
8. You can spill something all over yourself and nobody will know.
Easily one of the top 10 reasons I wear all black.
9. Summer time is rough, but that doesn't defer you from changing it up.
Yes it's 100 degrees and sunny, and yes I'm practically dying, but yes I'm still going to wear black.
10. Buying something with a pattern on it is "switching it up."
Black with white polka dots? I guess...
11. You might dabble in other colors, but you always stick to the basics.
And by basics, I mean black.
