I’m actually quite angry right now because I just ate. I LITERALLY just ate ice cream and now I’m writing an article on food. As I’m scrolling through all of the deliciousness, all I can think about is how hungry I am and how much I need all of this in my presence.
Anyways, it’s spring break for most and summer is coming up, so that means bikini season… With that being said, I’m going to give you all the reasons why you shouldn’t go on a diet.
I feel like that line would have lead you to think that I was going to talk about dieting tips, but you should have read the title correctly.
Here are some reasons why you should not go on a diet.
1. Because chocolate exists.
Studies show chocolate is good for you.
2. Because hot chocolate served in chocolate cups that don't melt (and look delicious) makes sense.
3. Because nachos.
4. Actually just for the love of all things cheesy.
5. Because ice cream in the desert would be a life saver.
6. Because you're thirsty.
Even though this is a hot brownie in a mug, not a drink, I still want some.
7. You could be waking up to this in the morning...
8. Because burgers (and all that is in them).
9. Because mason jars...
10. Because what else can you eat at 2 a.m. besides pizza?
Not an apple.
11. Because of this piece of heaven.
It's a chocolate chip cookie dough brownie bomb. It's all in the name.
OK, so if you really want that bikini bod, maybe you shouldn't be eating just these things. You can throw in a couple fruits and veggies from time to time....
...but add chocolate syrup!
And look at that, it all comes back to chocolate.