I have a summer birthday and I've felt this way forever. The pressure to have an epic party, but on the other hand rarely getting to celebrate with your friends because of vacation and work. These are just two reasons why having a summer birthday low-key blows. Here are some more for all my Geminis, Cancers, and Leos out there as told by Kim K's crying face.
1. There is pressure to do something really fun.
There's no school, and if you're lucky, no work! You have all day to do whaaaaatever you want.
2. If you don't end up doing something really fun, you feel like you wasted your birthday.
Can I get a do-over?!
3. Everyone's on vacation and can't come to your party.
Is everyone having fun without me?
4. Everyone has a cool internship or job in another city and can't come to your party.
Is everyone being successful without me?
5. Never getting sang "Happy Birthday" at school at school.
It's the little things.
6. Never getting to bring your own birthday cupcakes to school.
My mom's a great bake, but who got to witness? No one.
7. Never getting your locker decorated for your birthday at school.
Some years my friends would decorate for my half birthday, but that just got confusing.
8. Having to settle for a group celebration of summer birthdays at school.
How is that special?!
9. You're either one of the oldest or the youngest in your friend group.
You're either the baby or the grandma.
10. If you're the oldest -- having to drive all your friends around or buy them alcohol.
Pay me, please. I didn't ask for this.
11. If you're the youngest -- having to hitch rides from all your friends or be the DD.
Take pity on me, please. I didn't ask for this.
































