1. They're always looking out for your waistline.

Clearly the only reason your dog steals your food is to help you with that new weight loss plan.

2. They make great alarm clocks.

What better way to wake up in the morning than to 100 pounds of love and adorableness?

3. In need of a babysitter? Look no further!

Don't bother with those sketchy nanny websites, just employ your pup!

4. There is no better security system.

If this little guy can't protect you, I don't know what can.

5. They just might be putting eHarmony out of business.

How many movies have you seen where the couple meets in a dog park? I'm just saying, they seem to have a pretty profitable business going.

6. I don't care what you say, they are by far the best cuddle buddies

If you've ever cuddled with a dog, there is no explanation necessary. If not, you are missing out my friend.

7. Don't you know that dogs are the best grocery shoppers?

Just kick back, relax, and let the dog get the groceries.

8. You couldn't find a better assistant.

Why bother with interviews when you have a perfectly capable assistant right there?

9. They make excellent workout buddies.

Who better to work out with than your furry little friend?

11. They have the biggest hearts.

Time and time again dogs have proven themselves worthy of hero-ship.

11. They are just WAY too cute.

If you aren't tearing up at this astounding display of adorableness you just might not be human.