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12 Really Bad Jokes

The jokes we all love to hate.

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12 Really Bad Jokes
Modern family gets what dad jokes are all about

The jokes we all love to hate. Some people absolutely can't stand them and don't understand the punchline, but if you do they'll make your day...maybe.

Here are a few that might make you laugh:

1. The Chemistry One

For anyone who is a little nerdy, and loves a good chemistry joke.


2. The Nut One


Because who doesn't love a good nut joke

3. The Shower One

Relatable to everyone because we all shower(hopefully).


4. The Parent One

The ultimate dad of all dad jokes.


5. The Salesperson One

So corny. So beautiful.


6. The Rapper One

We all love a little dad pun every now and again.


7. The Dentist One

The joke you're not sure if it's a dad joke, but it's funny anyway so we accept it


8. The Pie One

The joke your dad would make at thanksgiving


9. The Microsoft One

Dad jokes you'd hear at work


10. The Party One

A joke that your dad makes at your birthday party, causing you to lose a few friends in the process


11. The Maintenance Guy One

The joke that went a little to far and is kind of twisted.

12. The Measuring One

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This will have even you laughing when you hear it.



These are just a few. There are better ones out there and worse ones out there. One thing I know for sure is that dad jokes are here to stay.


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