11 Questions Jeep Owners Ask Themselves Everyday | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

11 Questions Jeep Owners Ask Themselves Everyday

The daily questions of being a Jeeper, you are not alone.

Karoline Prevost
Mar 07, 2016
Post University (CT)
169
11 Questions Jeep Owners Ask Themselves Everyday
Karoline Prevost

1. Where did my money go?

Well, I got paid on Friday and it is Monday and the only thing I can afford is Roman Noodles? I think I may have a problem here.

2. Why is my engine light on again?

Maybe if I hit a pothole hard enough, it will turn off, just like last time.

3. Where is my full tank from yesterday?

All I did was drive to work , okay maybe I took a little detour on the way back, maybe where there is a lot of mud...?

4. Why is my Jeep always broken?

Well, I did go offroading yesterday, and the day before and like 5 times last week.

5.Why doesn't UPS hire me my own deliverer?

I mean, I think I order enough Jeep parts, don't I get a new shipment in every week? Okay, every other week, my paycheck comes in biweekly.

6. Why do people stare at my Jeep?

It's a Jeep, you've never seen one before? Okay, okay, okay, I do kind of like it when people look!

7. Why don't other Jeepers wave back?

I'm not just a random stranger waving at you in the grocery store while I'm buying my Roman Noodles for the week. I'm a Jeeper! Wave back!

8. Why don't I save my money instead of buying Jeep parts?

Because, look how good my Jeep looks now!

9. Why am I never happy with the time and money I've put in my Jeep?

Because, there is just so much room for fun activities.

10. Why doesn't everyone own a Jeep?

Well, that would be a lot of people to wave at, maybe not everyone should have a Jeep.

11. Why do I still love my Jeep?

It's like my child, I nurture it, fix it when it has a boo-boo, and even feed it...a lot.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

AI music threatens creativity

The Soul of Sound: How AI Challenges Human Expression in Music

234612
Humans and robots face off in a rock band battle with guitars and drums, under dynamic lighting.
StableDiffusion

In an age where artificial intelligence can mimic the voice of Freddie Mercury or reimagine pop hits as synthwave ballads, a new frontier has emerged — one that blurs the line between innovation and erosion. While AI offers undeniable benefits in technical domains, its intrusion into creative arts, especially music, raises urgent questions. Not just about copyright, but about culture, education, and the very soul of artistic expression.


Keep Reading...Show less
ai generated music
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

Miami University
564573
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
music
Entertainment

Why Your Astrological Sign May Not Match Your Personality

We are all more than just one sign.

SUNY Plattsburgh
477623
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
astrology
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

UNC Greensboro
451233
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
spring
Relationships

The Importance Of Being A Good Person

An open letter to the good-hearted people.

Sacred Heart University
715290
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less
good person

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments