The second I was out of high school, things took a complete turnaround. I had to not only be responsible, but nearly *gasp* fully responsible for myself. I had a job during high school, but my parents still had my back then. Now, I can barely ask for a couple bucks without them saying, "You're an adult. You have a job. You wanna go out to eat? That's on your budget." Crap, life just got real. Here are 11 moments where adulthood hit me like a truck.
1. Doctor's Appointments ... Alone ...
There's nothing more frightening than walking into the doctor's office for the first time on your own ... yeah, I called my mom because I didn't even know what my insurance plan was. Learning like a champ.
2. Jury Duty
Literally just followed the sad crowd of people who regret being adults whilst being the youngest one there. At least I found the Wifi password.
3. Shopping Is Not As Fun As When Your Mom Paid For You
It was always an endless shopping spree when my mother took me. But now that I'm "independent" and "working like an adult" she counts on me to keep up my wardrobe. Luckily I have a solid $3.24 in my checking account!
4. Interviewing For Jobs
"Hi, I'm really nice. I have a high school diploma. Do you have a tissue? I have chronic eye watering. Just hire me please."
5. Making Practical Decisions
Apparently it's a bad idea to drive two hours to the Oregon coast on a Sunday before finals week. And spending $20 on a sandwich rather than paying for gas is considered impractical. Who knew?
6. Ordering Chicken Tenders Over Steak At A Nice Restaurant Needs To Stop
It really should be a common thing for adults to order chicken strips with fries and ketchup at a restaurant. I mean, steak with grilled vegetables is okay, I guess...
7. Finding Out The Hard Way How Chicken Needs To Be Cooked Thoroughly
No longer are the days of microwaving dino nuggets. It's time to season and saute a chicken breast without causing food poisoning.
8. Apparently Checking Oil In Your Car Is A Necessity
Ah, so that's why my car was running terribly. At least I know how to change oil in a car ... oh wait. Dad?
9. Voting Season ... My Opinion Actually Matters Now!
After years of people telling me my election opinion is worthless since I couldn't vote, now it's my time people. Give me that voting ballot ma'am, I've been waiting 19 years for this moment.
10. Laundry Really Should Be Done On A Regular Basis
Down to one pair of socks and I've been wearing the same hoodie for three days. The laundry was going to get done eventually.
11. And Yeah, Realizing It's Time To Simmer Down On Using "Like" After Every Word
Because, like, I can't get my point across, without like, you know?
