Michael Scott is arguably one of the greatest characters to grace our televisions, thanks to the hit show "The Office." Over the course of his time on the show, he provided viewers with a series of one-liners and awkward monologues that had our stomachs cramping from laughter. Here are 11 Michael Scott quotes to get you through the week.

1. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

2. "Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?"

3. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

4. "I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail."

5. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

6. "You know what they say, 'Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice...strike three.'"

7. "Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me."

8. "I need a username. And I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at. "

9. "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

10. "I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream."

11. "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."