When girls group together, talk starts flowing. Girls should never be reduced to cliches, but it's often true that talks of romance, gossip, clothes, etc., begin. And then there is that girl who keeps things grounded. The one that interjects with sarcasm and skepticism. The one who, admittedly, can get pretty annoying. She's the insensitive one. This is a list explain the life of girls like us
1. Having trouble reacting when your friend starts talking about the "one".
You met him two weeks ago. You've spent more hours with your dentist. You don't know his middle name. I don't care how many butterflies you get, statistics are not in your favor here.
2. Watching romcoms but wanting horror or action.
Wait they don't like each other at first? Wait now they're in love? Oh no, unexpected plot twist and they're not together? Oh so they are living happily ever after? That was fun. Where is the blood though?
3. Making really honest comments but everyone thinks you're joking.
No those pant really DO look like weird and you'll be better off without them. I'm trying to help you.
4. Making really honest comments and the HOPING everyone thinks you're joking
NO HE IS THE ONE. I'M SURE HE'S THE ONE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT I'M JUST TEASING WOW YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TODAY HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?
5. When your friend's (or your own) crappy ex tries to hit a girl up again and you shut it down.
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Your more romantic friends might hype all the good parts of the relationship, but you'll always be there to bring up the bad. It sounds harsh, but it comes from a good place. We just want to protect our friends, and ourselves.
6. Sarcasm is hard to shut off.
It's an actual problem. I don't want to be like this. It just happens. And honestly most times it just feels necessary. This is maybe the most annoying thing we do, and we're sorry.
8. Anything black or cold is compared to your heart/soul.
I'll have an iced coffee no cream plea- WAIT YES YES I KNOW OKAY IT'S COLD AND BLACK LIKE MY SOUL.
9. You get the aux cord for like three seconds because no one else likes your music
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Look I'm all for Tswift and Queen Bey but a little rap and rock wouldn't hurt you. Music to get you pissed off and pumped up is what you need sometimes.
10. When you actually get feelings for someone you never hear the end of it.
If you sound even a little sappy, they will POUNCE. It's not like you ever thought feelings were a bad thing, but they'll act like you started skipping through flowers humming loves songs if you so much as post a picture with someone.
11. You accidentally cuss a lot and it startles people.
It just comes out, and it gets you in trouble.
