11 (Corny) Jokes To Brighten Your Day
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11 (Corny) Jokes To Brighten Your Day

Cause who doesn't need a laugh?

11 (Corny) Jokes To Brighten Your Day
Jeremiah Kraniak

The world right now is not happy. Social media is negative, the news is negative, people in general are so negative nowadays. In light of this worldly negativity, I decided to share my all time favorite jokes to the public to share a laugh and a smile and to lighten up the mood that has so penetrated everyone's souls.

So, without further ado, here are my favorite jokes:

(Warning: I cannot promise that they will not be cheesy.)

1. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

2. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

3. Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

Because they kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach.

4. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?


5. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie.

6. Why couldn't the dinosaur watch TV?

Because it was dead.

7. I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough...

I just handed in my too weak notice.

8. Why did Sally fall off of the swings?

Because she had no arms.

9. Knock knock?

(who's there)

Not Sally.

10. I'm positive I just lost an electron,

Better keep an ion that.

11. So an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar...

And the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here."

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