11 Cheesy Pick-up Lines That Will Make You Cringe
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11 Cheesy Pick-up Lines That Will Make You Cringe

Don't try these on girls.

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11 Cheesy Pick-up Lines That Will Make You Cringe

I recently was talking to my guy friends about what horrible pick-up lines they use to talk to a girl. They gave me a few of their best pick up lines that resulted in only getting a smile before running away.

These are some of the cringe-worthy pick-up lines that you should just avoid in general.


1. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

2. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

3. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.

4. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?


6. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.


7. Are you accepting application for your fan club?

8. You must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

9. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

10. Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel.


11. Life without you would be like a broken pencil ... pointless

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