Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation.
Game of Thrones is no doubt an entertaining show, to say the least. At least two people die each episode, and decapitations are a norm (and a fav). Each character is an essential piece of the series... BUT I think we all know it's the bad biotches that really make the show. Here's the top 11.
1. Daenerys Targaryen
With a uterus made of fire and brimstone, Daenerys nevers fails to wow with her badassey. This biotch gave birth to dragons, not to mention she basically overcomes empires just by staring at them. Also, A1 wardrobe, classic reptilian dictator gear. Stylish biotch!
2. Arya Stark
This little biotch is fierce! I like that she enjoys killing people. She basically went from cute to brute after her dad was executed. When she peeled that girl's face off and presented it to the many-faced god? Priceless.
3. Margaery Tyrell
Maybe she's not quite as popular as others, but you have to appreciate how she can simultaneously be so sweet and so manipulative. She's also had three husbands, two of whom were successfully slayed whaaaaaat? That takes skill. Confirmed boss biotch.
4. Brienne of Tarth
Brienne is the most selfless character in Game of Thrones. She lives to serve, and she's the best fighter on the show. On a deeper level, she demonstrates that women don't have to be conventionally attractive to be powerful, good, and important. Honestly, she's too good to be called a biotch.
5. Yara Greyjoy
My personal favorite biotch! Yara, like Brienne, is selfless; she showed this through her continued attempts to rescue Theon. But she also wants the salt throne. She's an extremely capable captain and commander, and she knows what she deserves. Also, LBGT representation yay! Yara is Lord Lesbian.
6. Cersei Lannister
Okay, I know she's evil AF, but you have to appreciate such a level of vileness. It takes talent to hate everyone except your children (and your brother who you're in incest with... so much need for psychoanalysis. What a freaky bitoch). We need more purely nefarious female characters! Thus, I love Cersei.
7. Ellaria Sand (Oberyn's lover)
Yes, more evil! At least this woman has a cause, unlike Cersei who is just a bitter biotch. I like how womanly her cruelty is; she's very seductive in her speech and murder. Also, when she poisoned Myrcella Lannister by kissing her? Savage! (That little girl had to go).
8. Gilly
Okay, I guess this biotch doesn't have a last name? Anyway, she's so sweet and strong. She's a great mother even though her baby is an incest child (is he her baby and her brother? Help!). She has great one liners, and everything she says is frank and to the point. Love her!
9. Sansa Stark
What a queen biotch! Sansa exemplifies a different kind of strength, not necessarily the physical, fighting kind. She silently powers through all the horrible things that have happened to her, like that freak-a-leek Ramsay and creepy-ass old man, Little Finger. She's also hilariously blunt and has no chill. A classic sass master.
10. Olenna Tyrell
THE ABOMINABLE GRANDMA BIOTCH! She takes no one's BS, especially Cersei's. I can't do her justice by typing this description. All I can say is that I sense she will avenge her grandchildren's deaths soon.
11. Ygritte
I wish she didn't have to die! Jon Snow's one true love. I think we all can relate to this biotch, shooting arrows at the men we love and all that jazz. Yet another badass female warrior. I guess there was only room for one ginger in this series.
