How many times have you used the, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend," excuse or stood in a 20-minute line for the bathroom to avoid that creepy guy? 

Here's a list of the many things us college students think while we're out at the bars. We might choose to keep them to ourselves, but at the same time, we know we aren't the only ones thinking them.

1. Ugh there's a line.
2. What happened to ladies first?
3. Yes, I'm in!
4. Ok where's the bartender...
5. Hellooo! I'm waving my money at you!
6. $13 for one drink?! YOU'RE KIDDING.
7. This is why I need a job... or a boyfriend.
8. Why do no boys like me?
9. Crap, there's that annoying girl.
10. Where can I hide?
11. Maybe I'll go to the bathroom.
12. I hope no one spikes my drink.
13. *Looks in mirror* Oh my god, I look TERRIBLE.
14. How did my roommates let me out of the house like this?!
15. Ugh, why is the line so long to pee?
16. *Girl compliments my outfit* Was she being serious?
17. I don't think she really liked it.
18. Ok, where are my friends?
19. Dancing! Ahhh I love dancing.
20. I wonder if I look awkward.
21. Yep, I definitely have Tay swift arms going on. 
22. Ugh, why I can't move like that chick?!
23. Wait, is that guy checking me out?!
24. I think he's starring at my butt.
25. So does that mean my butt looks good?
26. Maybe I'll go to the gym tomorrow and do squats.
27. Yeah, probably not.
28. Crap, I have class tomorrow morning.
29. Should I leave?!
30. Haha, yea right. Maybe a few more shots first.
31. Shots!!! Yay!!!!
32. Omg, I think I might barf.
33. Please don't barf, please don't barf, please don't barf.
34. Why does anyone order these anyway?
35. I wonder if people can tell I'm drunk.
36. At least I look better than that girl over there.
37. Yikes, someone get her a ride home, STAT.
38. I wonder who's going to drive me home tonight?
39. Oh I hope I don't have to walk.
40. What time does Taco Bell close?
41. Maybe I should call someone.
42. Oh god, WHERE'S MY PHONE?
43. Found it...It was in my hand.
44. Should I call my ex-boyfriend from high school? 
45. Definitely.
46. Ugh he didn't answer.
47. I'll leave a voicemail.
48. I wonder if he wants me back?
49. I have to go to the bathroom again.
50. Dayumm, I look good.
51. Why do I have to pee so much?!
52. OMG. Someone just spilled their cranberry vodka on my new shirt.
53. "It's totally fine, don't worry about it!"
54. Betch.
55. Ok seriously, where are my friends?
56. How does my roommate always find a hot guy?!
57. I wonder if they'll makeout.
58. Yep, there they go! 
59. Maybe I should find someone to kiss. 
60. Why does no one want to kiss me?!
61. Is it because I'm not fun?
62. Ooooh, this guy is approaching me.
63. Act cool. Play with your hair or something.
64. "Oh hey! I didn't even see you!"
65. What can I say to make him buy me a drink, but not think we're going to makeout?
66. Wow, this guy is super annoying.
67. Hurry, pretend you see someone you know.
68. *Grabs guy friend* "Have you met my boyfriend?!"
69. Phew, glad that's over.
70. Ok, maybe I'll go dance again.
71. I wonder if that girl's boobs are fake?
72. They've got to be.
73. There's no way that's natural. 
74. Should I get on stage?
75. Duh, why even question it.
76. I should definitely do karaoke.
77. I can't be that bad of a singer. 
78. Britney or Beyonce? 
79. Definitely Beyonce.
80. If I sing "Single Ladies," will I seem desperate?
81. Hey, I don't sound that bad.
82. I think everyone is having fun!
83. Do you think I'll get an encore?
84. ...No encore.
85. Crap, my phone's at 7%.
86. Should I put it on airplane mode?
87. What if RG3 texts me?
88. Yeah, probably not going to happen.
89. Ugh, I'm tired.
90. I definitely shouldn't have worn these wedges.
91. Maybe I should've stayed home and watched Netflix.
92. Yep, this is why I'm single.
93. I wonder if I'll live alone with cats one day...
94. Oh no, I'm allergic! I can't even have cats!!!
95. Omg I need to go out every night.
96. Ahhhh there's my friends!
97. What took them so long to get here?
98. They were at the library?
99. Definitely don't believe them.
100. They were probably doing something and didn't invite me.
101. Ugh, typical.
102. Should I post selfies on Snapchat?
103. Definitely.
104. Gosh my life looks so fun.
105. What? The bar is closing already?!
106. We never even made it to the next place!
107. Oh well, looks like I'm going out again tomorrow night!