It's almost here folks. The 2016 Presidential Election. The election that I waited 21 years to vote in. Now that it's here, I am super disappointed that the two candidates that we have are what I have to choose from. I don't want to vote for either of them. They both are not ideal presidential candidates. People keep saying choose the lesser of both evils, but there are about 100 things I would rather do than vote for either of the candidates.
1. Go skydiving
2. Get Ebola
3. Watch all the Twilight movies in a sitting
4. Have a baby
5. Do the dishes
6. Spend the night in Walmart
7. Pick my sister's nose
8. Bungee jump
9. Swim with sharks
10. Take an accounting class
11. Write a 20-page term paper
12. Fold my socks
13. Paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling
14. Read the dictionary
15. Memorize the Declaration of Independence
16. Scale the Trump Tower.
17. Tightrope across the Grand Canyon
18. Watch every episode of Days of Our Lives
19. Sit on a cactus
20. Teach the first grade
21. Go over Niagra Falls in a barrel
22. Teach my grandma to use a cell phone
23. Go to a Nickelback concert
24. Down a bottle of sriracha
25. Watch every Nicholas Sparks movie.
26. Bring back Vine
27. Become Myspace famous
28. Pet a porcupine
29. Babysit triplets
30. Fight a bear. A grizzly bear.
31. Roll around in poison ivy
32. Get sprayed by skunk
33. Get Rabies
34. Get Rabies shots
35. Watch paint dry
36. Run for president
37. Have a second child
38. Shave my head
39. Get braces again
40. Wear Hawaiian shirts for a year
41. Learn to play the accordion
42. Eat Oreos without milk
43. Live in the UpsideDown
44. Be a character in Game of Thrones
45. Ride an ostrich
46. Do an Ouija board in a cemetery
47. Run a marathon. Run at all, actually.
48. Teach a band class for beginners.
49. Leave my Christmas decorations up all year
50. Tell my crush how I really feel
51. Dislocate my shoulder
52. Use an outhouse
53. Fly into the eye of a hurricane
54. Get acupuncture
55. Eat gas station sushi
56. Watch movies about the Holocaust
57. Play Cards Against Humanity with my parents
58. Learn a foreign language
59. Watch Dumbledore die all over again
60. Change diapers
61. Wash every car in a Walmart parking lot
62. Pluck my eyebrows
63. Do the cinnamon challenge
64. Wear an uncomfortable bra
65. Do taxes
66. Participate in No Shave November
67. Perform in Super Bowl Halftime Show
68. Get into a snowball fight with an MLB player
69. Get tackled by an NFL lineman
70. Face my biggest fear
71. Move to Antartica
72. Invite a Jehovah Witness into my house
73. Become a professional bull rider
74. Burn my tongue
75. Go Black Friday shopping
76. Go to the DMV
77. Delete my Netflix account
78. Go to Hobby Lobby with no money
79. Get dunked on by Lebron
80. Get a root canal
81. Wear a swim suit in a blizzard
82. Mow the entirety of Central Park
83. Not clap to the Friends theme song
84. Watch Caillou
85. Eat a spoonful of wasabi
87. Read all old Facebook posts from the middle school days
88. Eat 12 pounds of chocolate
89. Have the flu
90. Walk across America
91. Study.
92. Swallow a goldfish
93. Volunteer as a tribute
94. Let William Tell shoot an apple off my head
95. Walk to class in snow
96. Kiss a dead fish
97. Get kicked in the shins
98. Fly over the Bermuda Triangle
99. Move to North Korea
100. Tame a lion.
101. Write this article
P.S. Don't worry Mom, I may not like it but I am voting.
