Halloween definitely snuck up on all of us, as always, out of nowhere. And if you’re anything like me, you’ve been left scrambling to put together a costume before it’s too late. During many hours of procrastinating schoolwork and scouring the Internet for couples Halloween costumes, I came across some truly horrifying outfits. To make sure that the world is spared from actually seeing any of these in person, I’ve come up with the 10 worst couples costumes for Halloween. So for all of you lovely couples out there, please avoid the following at all costs.
10. The classic bacon and egg combo. Who doesn’t love brunch? I know I certainly do! But I’d also prefer if my breakfast stayed on the plate where it’s supposed to be.
9. What better way for you and your significant other to show love for your country than to wear the American flag, right? Wrong. It’s actually considered disrespectful to wear the flag on an article of clothing (or in this case, wear it as an article of clothing). And more importantly, you’ll look like idiots.
8. I think that you really need an undying love for and devotion to tacos for this one. But even if you have that undying love and devotion, please just stay away from the taco costumes. I also like how they somehow managed to make the girl’s taco costume as tight and short as possible. Apparently tacos need to be sexy now too.
7. I’m really not sure why everyone feels the need to go as their favorite foods for Halloween now, but I’m going to say avoid the food costumes at all costs. The worst part of this whole ensemble is probably the top of the bag of tortilla chips. Is it supposed to be open? Why does it look like there’s an explosion going on? Did somebody pop the bag by accident? We may never know.
6. This is just terrifying. There’s really nothing else to say. I’m probably going to have nightmares about this costume for a while now.
5. Nothing says “I’m in a sexual relationship” like dressing up like a plug and socket.
4. I say that if you’re going to go as Adam and Eve, you should honestly just put leaves on your privates and stop there. Just go for it. There’s no need for some weird “flesh-colored” polyester jumpsuit in this costume, or the blonde wig. I don’t think anyone knows what color Eve’s hair was. Please just stop making this costume forever.
3. Hmmm… I can’t quite seem to put my finger on it, but something about this costume seems off. OH WAIT! That’s right! This is racist as sh*t.
2. Guys. We get it. YOU HAVE SEX. Now please stop trying to make inanimate objects sexual.
1. Honestly, I don’t think I even have the words to describe what is wrong with this. If you were planning on wearing this for Halloween, just do it. You’re beyond the point of being saved.
