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20 Reasons Why Girls Need Wine In College

Because what college girl doesn't like wine?

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20 Reasons Why Girls Need Wine In College
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Wine. What more can I say other than it's a girls' best friend in all types of situations. Bad hair day? Pour me a glass. Got a bad grade on a test? Pour me a glass. Just got hired for a new job? Hell, give me the whole bottle! Whatever new obstacle college puts you through you can always count on wine to help you cry or celebrate it. So if you're one of those few girls in college who doesn't drink wine or someone who needs an excuse to start drinking, here's a list to help you get started.

1. It tastes good

Never judge a wine by its color.

2. It's the weekend

Let's party!

3. Because you've had a hard day

I'm gonna drink a bottle of wine, I'm gonna drink a bottle right here!

4. It's perfect for any special occasion

Fourth of July, Birthdays, Earth Day, the list goes on and on.

5. It makes you look classy

Chugging Wine > Chugging Beer

6. It's cheaper than the hard stuff #ballinonabudget

Give me a bottle of Barefoot Moscato and I'm set!

7. You can save money on cups

I don't remember the last time I drank wine out of something other than the bottle...

8. It can make you immortal like Betty White

She's my idol.

9. It can improve memory

Anything to help me remember this Biology vocab...

10. It makes you nicer...sometimes

I do not recommend wasting that wine on someone else

11. It can increase breast size

All I want to know is where can I get one of these?!

12. It can give you confidence

Whether it takes you a couple glasses, or the whole bottle, go talk to him.

13. To relax

I'm so stressed but I'm trying to unwind

14. To help you forget about boys

Wine can cure any heartache.

15. Keeps you health conscience by drinking grapes

1 grape, 2 grape, 3 grape, POUR!

16. Makes you feel like a kid again

All I need is a straw.

17.Helps you pass the little free time you have

Why not do both at the same time?

18. Your friends appreciate it as much as you do

If you don't like wine, we can't be friends.

19. Helps you lose that Freshman 15

Feel the burn.

20. It gives you a lifelong skill you can use after you graduate

That way no matter what life throws at you, you'll always have wine by your side.

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