America is known as the "fat country" I'm pretty sure these foods will explain why...
Pancake and Sausage on a stick
Or I could just order pancakes at a diner with sausage on the side, because that works too.
Cheese in a can
matter of fact its probably not even cheese at all.
Honestly these are so good, but I'd rather eat cake with filling in the middle from a bakery.
Chicken and Waffles
Breakfast for dinner? Or dinner for breakfast. The world may never know.
Us Americans love Pop Tarts, but to a foreigner, this is yet another reason for them to call us fat.
Kool Aid Pickles
Pickles soaked in Kool Aid...the world doesn't make sense anymore.
You're basically eating a plate of butter for breakfast. How appetizing.
Deep fried anything
On a scale of 1-America, if you have eaten deep fried anything, you're definitely American.
It's meat, in a can. This is just plain wrong on so many levels.
Thanks "iCarly," for making up something that actually sounds somewhat good to eat.
I don't think I’ll ever be able to un-see this.