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10 Ways Women Are Basically Cats

Women and cats are both feline gods, and act just about the same!

 Serena Jolene Anderson
Jun 06, 2016
Indiana University South Bend
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10 Ways Women Are Basically Cats
Serena Anderson

Cats are just amazing, feline creatures. Cats were once praised as gods long ago and still act as if they are gods now. Just as cats, females are amazing creatures who believe they are gods, also. Cats and women have so many things in common, they are basically the same.

1. Being pampered

Both women and cats love being groomed and pampered. They love their hair soft and shiny!

2. Being scratched

Women love having their back scratched, their head rubbed and their hair played with as well as cats!

3. Feisty

Though women and cats love having a scratch down, touch either one for too long or in the wrong place and you will be sorry!

4. Don't listen

Both women and cats do not listen and will still do what they want despite being told otherwise.

5. Needy

Cats will climb all over your books or laptops trying to get your attention. Women may not sit on your keyboard, but they will find other ways to annoy you and get your attention!

6. Don't like people

Depending on the person cats run away and hide, and women can do a similar thing. They can be shy or rude to those they have no interest in.

7. Sometimes they can't get along with others

Some cats cannot get along with other cats no matter what, just like women. Some women are so quick to fight other women!

8. Picky

Food, toys and so on. It has to be just to their liking if they want to eat the food or play with whatever toy is given to them. Just like cats, women can have the same attitude.

9. No personal space

Cats will sit on your face while sleeping, whereas women will just take over the entire bed space and all the covers!

10. Loud

Cats can meow so loud, it can echo through the walls. Just like women, they can be very loud and naggy! If they are hungry, be prepared, cat or woman they can get loud and angry!

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