Some people love kids, like love them so much. I am not one of those people. I am sure I will love my own kids one day, but I don't feel any desire to be around children ever.

If this is sounding familiar to you, here are 17 sure signs that you are not a kids person.

1. When people show you pictures of their babies, you respond, "Yep. That's definitely a baby."

2. Newborns aren't beautiful to you. They look like aliens.

3. Babysitting is an actual nightmare, and no matter how good the pay is, it is never worth it.

4. If you ever are forced to babysit, you put that kid in front of a movie and call it a day.

5. When people start to hand you a child, you reflexively run away.

6. If you get sat at the 'kids table' at weddings, you will literally never actually be at your table.

7. You get annoyed when a 7-year-old can't have an intelligent conversation with you.

8. You wish there was a mute button for people.

9. When your friends say that one day you will be their children's God Mother, you just laugh and mutter, "Fools." to yourself.

10. When people ask you why you don't like kids, you say it is because they are annoying.

11. When people ask you why you want to have kids if you don't like them, you say because they will be half me and awesome.

12. In the choice between helping a kid and a dog, you always choose the dog. Every. Time.

13. You have no patience for the 300 questions kids will ask you...

14. ...And you walk away when they start talking to you.

15. You like baby showers because you can buy a gift and hang out with adults, but once the baby is on the scene, you make yourself scarce.

16. You avoid places like Chuck-E-Cheese, Toys 'R' Us, and the Disney Store like the plague.

17. Basically, you just stay away from kids at all times and hope that the maternal gene kicks in while pregnant.