People seem to divide themselves into two different groups these days: dog people and cat people. I am a cat person. How do I know? I just do.

The real question is "how do you know if you're a crazy cat person?"

1. You own at least one cat.

Or, rather, at least one cat owns you.

2. Your cat has nicknames.

My cat Oz had many nicknames while he was with me. Ozzy, Ozzycat the Ocicat, Ozbutt, Ozzifer, and babykitty were among my favorite. As well as asshat, because, let's face it, he was a cat, and cats can be buttheads.

Just don't ask what kind of nicknames your cat has for you.

3. You watch cat videos

I mean, you WATCH cat videos. Constantly.

4. And you follow at least three different cats on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Your day is not complete without "liking" as many cat videos and pictures as possible!
Grumpy Cat, Lil Bub, and Atchoum the Werecat are among my favorites.

And who can resist Kylo Kitty?!

5. You melt at the sound of a cat's mew. Their purring is like a lullaby.

It's comforting to snuggle a purring cat.

6. You've actually considered buying a "Twinkle Tush" for your furry friend.

I just want to know how long they'll wear it, I swear!

7. People that don't like cats easily offend you.

They look at you like you're insane when you see a kitty and chase after it.

8. You'd rather clean a litter box than change a baby's diaper.

My maternal instincts are certainly more directed towards feline furbabies rather than human babies.

9. You may or may not have a tattoo of a cat...

Mine is purple.

10. Your cat is your best friend.