I'm a lazy girl. When I say lazy, I mean lazy to the point where I sit around in the same pair of pajamas for days at a time, binge watching Stranger Things when in reality I should be doing laundry, school work, or hell ANYTHING other than what I'm doing to procrastinate.
With time, however, I have come to find that all of us have a lazy side and that we really are just faking it until we can make it back to our beds to do a lot more of the nothing we were trying to do before we decided that it was a good idea to leave the house. Life is better when you accept that you're not alone in your laziness.
1. Accepting your bed-head
Bless whoever decided that messy buns were a fashion statement. Throw it up and you'll know for certain that your hair is going to stay in place all damn day. Literally, anyone looks good in a messy bun.
2. Re-wearing that shirt you slept in last night.
If it's comfy I'm going to wear the hell out of it. Bonus points if it's oversized and slouchy. Negative bonus points if you spill your coffee on it.
3. Caffeine, caffeine, oh sweet caffeine.
Look alive, sunshine. We all know that this is the ultimate secret to our half-awake selves so early in the morning. Caffeine is our fuel, the love of our life, and most notably our better half.
4. Make your damn bed
Your bed takes up the most space in your room, at the very least just pull your comforter over your messy sheets so that it looks like the majority of your room is clean.
5. Cute Decor
Keep a cute, low-maintenance succulent or cactus next to your bed to show that not only do you have a cute horticulturalist side, but that you are hip to all things minimalist. Fairy lights wouldn't hurt, either.
6. Match your bra and underwear
Deep down inside you'll know that you're the queen of having your shit together. Is there anything that makes you feel more fancy than wearing a matching set?
7. Serious Instagram captions
Throw a deep Rumi quote under that fierce selfie you took a few weeks ago where you looked fierce as hell to let people know that not only are you culturally refined but that you totally aren't sitting on your couch hours deep into a Netflix binge shoveling Cheetos into your mouth.
8. Carry around a planner
Pretend like you have a super busy schedule by telling people that you'll have to check your schedule to see if you can work them into your life. Whip our your planner and his them with a "let me see if I can pencil you in then."
9. Set the mood
Play some music to set the mood while also showing how bomb your taste in music is. Slap a record on the platter or even find a chill Spotify playlist. Might I suggest Afternoon Acoustic.
10. Don't give a damn
You do you, boo boo. Don't worry about what other's think and bask in the glory of your lazy glow. Go on with your fabulous self.
