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10 Times Matt Bellassai Spoke the Truth

"We're all just trying to turn hard work into chicken nuggets."

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10 Times Matt Bellassai Spoke the Truth

If you haven't seen Whine About It videos come across your timeline, where have you been?

Matt Bellassai is the genius behind the series. First off, who wouldn't want to work at Buzzfeed? It looks so incredibly fun.

Secondly, who wouldn't want to get drunk at work every week? When he isn't whining about life, Matt enjoys Harry Styles, tweeting the funniest of his thoughts, and Beyonce.

Here are 10 times Matt Bellassai was the most relatable person on the planet:

1. There is such a thing as an ugly dog.

I will be the first to say, I love dogs. I think dogs were put on this planet to make us all happy and to keep us human. However, some dogs can be ugly.

I have seen a few ugly dogs in my day and let me tell you, they are scary.

2. Never say "Sup."

Who is "Sup?"

How am I supposed to answer a text that says "Sup?"

Does it mean "Hey?" Does it mean "What's up?" Someone please tell me, and then we can get rid of the word forever.

3. Getting dressed is hard.

Let's be honest, it would be so much easier if we could stay in bathrobes and never leave the house. Getting dressed can be so hard and stressful. But, alas, it'd be better for everyone if I put clothes on.

4. Bread is life.

Everyone loves bread and if you don't, go away.

Bread has been used since the beginning of time to bring bread lovers together. Thank goodness I have the best friends who can bring a loaf of italian bread to any sleepover. I'm looking at you Michelle.

5. Why are all mannequins size 00?

Like how am I supposed to see what I would look like in the clothes? Who is even size 00? Seriously?! Or at least make some my size.

6. When you see someone so pretty you can't look away.

I've been staring at beautiful humans since the day I was born. It's hard not to look away when they are so pretty. This goes for women, men, kids, cats, dogs, houses, and the list goes on.

7. Squirrels in general.

Why are squirrels so brave? How do they know that we aren't going to step on them? Where were they taught that it is fun to annoy humans? I want an answer.

8. Mashed Potatoes are life.

If you have ever met me, you would know that I consider mashed potatoes as their own food group. You can never have enough mashed potatoes. I would live in a castle in the sky if it was made out of mashed potatoes. YUM.

9. Fish pictures.

Congrats, you caught a fish. Unless this is your first time fishing or you catch a killer whale, stop posting fish pictures. Just stop.

And don't you dare make it your Tinder picture.

10. Leaving your bed in the morning.

Why would I ever want to leave my warm bed? And why is my room always so cold outside of my bed burrito? This is why I skip class.

It is pretty obvious that Matt Bellassai says what we are all thinking. And he is a genius.

Catch up on both seasons of Whine About It on Facebook and you will feel the same. BRING US SEASON 3.

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