Spring semester is just beginning and now we've all got to get back into the swing of things. No longer can we sleep until 2 PM, eat dinner at 10 at night, and ignore our responsibilities (without legitimate consequences).
1. Please let my teachers not care about participation.
Because nothing screams agony like having to sign into class each time.
2. Do I really need to buy all these textbooks or...?
See that $200.00 could go towards literally anything else and that's the way I'd prefer it.
3. When am I gonna be able to see my friends on campus?
Now our class schedules are all jumbled and we never know when we'll get to see each other.
4. Is that cute kid going to be in my class again? Because pleaseeeee.
Nothing helps you keep your class attendance grade up in class like a cute distraction.
5. How am I supposed to do all this work and still find time to sleep and breathe?
Except we all know that we'll find time to fit both of those things and Netflix into our schedules.
6. How long do I have to dress cute for before I can show up to class sweats?
People in my class need to see me in human clothes for at least a little bit.
7. When am I gonna be able to get the coffee I need to function before class?
No one wants to deal with me before my first dose of caffeine, especially in class.
8. I pick this seat and I dare someone to try and steal it from me randomly in 3 weeks.
It's a thing and I have no idea why, but we all know it happens way more often than it should.
9. This is so going to be the semester I get a 4.0!
But in 2 weeks I'll settle for a 3.5.
10. This semester is gonna be the best one yet!
And it's our number one mission to make sure of that fact.
