Are you crushing on a car guy? Do you date a passionate gear head? Can you hear a revving engine in the background right now? Like me, you might be slightly annoyed but you love him anyway. Here are 10 things you already know or need to know about your car guy from a girlfriend's perspective.
1. He will spend more time washing his car than you will in front of the mirror in the morning.
Why? No idea. He washed his car yesterday.
2. You'll constantly hear him talk about random car stuff that you have absolutely no interest in.
You'll constantly think, "How much longer can you talk about spark plugs? Please don't start on tires, I can't take it."
3. He'll park far away from any other car in the parking lot, just so he can protect his "baby".
If he calls his car "baby" one more time, you might throw up.
4. Did you know cars had names?
Not Mazda, Ford or Subaru but... Miley, Scoob and Misty.
5. "Woman Crush Wednesdays" become "Car Crush Wednesdays".
Seriously, yes, it does get old.
6. Saturday night car photo shoots are a thing.
Once in a while he might allow his other "baby" to be in the picture too. *eye roll*
7. Every time the delivery guy comes to the house, they get giddy.
Which car part came this week?
8. They are always watching, sharing, and liking car videos.
No need to stalk his page, your only competition is that all black, bugeye, Evo.
9. He will talk cars with anyone.
He can't help it, it's like word vomit.
10. Buying a car is the most drawn out affair you will ever witness.
It's so annoying. Just pick a shiny one and leave.
If all this stuff wasn't so darn cute, you'd be single.
