1. For breakfast, you have bagels. For lunch you have bagels. And then for dinner, you have pizza bagels.

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2. As soon as you wake up, your first thought is: I want a bagel.

3. You don’t understand why bagel stores do not deliver.

4. When you see someone eating a “Thomas” Bagel it disgusts you beyond belief.

5. Sometimes all you want is a bagel but then you can’t decide what kind.

6. There’s at least one type of bagel that you do not understand why it exists (Blueberry and Cinnamon Raisin, we’re talking to you.)

7. You have a favorite place to get your bagel and you’re disappointed with your life if you go anywhere else

8. It is the actual end of the world if you get to the bagel store late and they are either closed or have run out of your favorite.

9. If someone offers to bring you a bagel, you ask him or her to marry you.

10. You want to make your wedding a breakfast affair so you can have a bagel buffet