Once upon a time there was a girl who worked at a certain popular fast food restaurant, popular for its burritos and that one vine that was made that one time. You know, with the little boy exclaiming his passions for said restaurant, which, “is his life”. Anyways, these are some things that you don’t know about the girl handing you your burrito.

1. She’s been scooping beans for 5+ hours already and she has a long way to go. Burritos are serious business, it turns out.
2. She knows you know that guacamole is extra. She has to ask you anyway.
3. She really doesn’t want to make you a ‘quesarito’. Not because she doesn’t like the process, but because it’s going to hold the line up and she’s already been told twice to “get it moving”.
4. She has seen the vine.
5. Yes, she is tired of the food here.
6. She’s burned herself three times on the tortilla press, two times on the steam from the steam tables, and once on hot quesadilla foil all since you’ve made your way through the line once.
7. Statistically speaking, you want brown rice, black beans, chicken, hot salsa, sour cream, and cheese since that’s the most common order according to her experience.
8. Wrapping burritos whose fillings exceed a certain volume should warrant applause. Or maybe just some understanding when the tortilla breaks.
9. She’s not trying to jip you of your precious guacamole; she’s just trying to stay in her manager’s good graces.
10. She’s a professional lip reader because it’s so loud in front of the grill that she actually can’t hear any words you’re speaking.

Her days are full of sometimes-angry customers, an eternally loud building, lots of hot objects, and stress among other things. Please be kind to your friendly neighborhood burrito girl, and remember that guac is extra, is that all right?