University of Michigan is one of the best public institutions in the country, if not the best (sorry, I may be biased). I mean we are the Victors and the Leaders and Best. However, there are things even at the greatest university, there are things that I would never do even if I was paid. So here are 10 things I would never do as a Michigan Wolverine (even if I was paid):

1. Live on North Campus

This picture makes it seem like North Campus would be a really nice place to live. However, North Campus is at least a 15-minute bus ride away from Central Campus and it can very inconvenient to live so far away from the main part of campus.

2. Have a class on North Campus

Imagine rushing to catch the Bursley-Baits bus, but missing it or even worse getting kicked off because there was not enough room on it... this is what life is like for a Central to North Campus commuter. Having a class on North as a Central Campus resident is honestly the worst.

3. Never attend another football game

Saturdays in The Big House are simply the best. Never attending a football game again would be a literal crime.

4. Root for Ohio State

F*ck Ohio. Enough said.

5. Never say "Go Blue" again

I love my team through everything. Forever Go Blue.

6. Take Michigan math

Everyone talks about how hard Michigan Math is from insanely curved exams to Math Team HW to struggling in the Math Lab.

7. Step on the M

The myth at Michigan is that if you step on the M in the Diag, then you fail your first blue book exam. So, Michigan students literally avoid the M at all costs. All costs.

8. Be mean to John Beilein

John Beilein is only the greatest, sweetest, and classiest Michigan Men's Basketball Coach.

9. Never wear a winter coat

Probably the only con about Michigan: the weather. During Michigan's winter, you absolutely need a coat or you will get hypothermia and probably die.

10. Never pet Reggie again

Reggie is the Campus Corgi and the cutest thing in the entire world. Everyone loves Reggie (even Ohio Staters).